Ann Arbor, Cycling, Hockey, Advertising & Media, and the occasional practical joke on my dad. I work at Quack!Media.
1. Stop Reading Buzzfeed.
2. Don’t even click it, not once.
3. Don’t share it on your Facepage.
4. Don’t link it on your Twatter.
5. Stop it, right fucking now. No more buzzfeed.
6. I know it’s hard. The headline is about YOU and thoughts you thought! OMG- but don’t. Stop.
7. Just sit there. Do nothing. Gazing into oblivion is infinitely more productive than Buzzfeed.
8. Fuck. Don’t. Stop. Don’t. Back away. Resist.