How to Steal Steve Kovach's Stuff!
Business Insider reporter Steve Kovach just wrote an article about how to steal my stuff. Now, in his words "You'll have to bend the rules a little," but everyone is cool with that, right?
First, find a friend who wants a new, slightly used, iPhone and perhaps a cool plaid shirt, and head to 119 5th Ave in NYC. It looks like this:
Try to resist the fine skin care and head up to the 7th floor. Since Steve went to Syracuse, he'll be totally blown away that you're dressed like a Syracuse Orangeman. You are right? Okay good. While he's hi-fiving you, and talking about the good ol' days, and foursquare, your pal can slip in and pilfer all his goodies.
"Hey, that's not bending the rules, that's actually illegal!."
Well, technically it is, but it's okay; Steve seems to be cool with sharing.
If you're not cool with bending the rules, you can just email him skovach@businessinsider.com or the Business Insider and tell them that shit ain't free.
